freecreditreport.com sexist jingle lyrics
January 26, 2008
well i married my dream girl, i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasent suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
tho we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
i forgot about this ad, only saw it once or twice.
fuck freecreditreport.com its not free!
January 27, 2008 at 5:25 pm
the actual free one is annualcreditreport.com, right?
January 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm
i have no idea.
February 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm
clint – yes, that’s the one.
April 14, 2008 at 9:06 pm
i love this song
April 19, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was
whack cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling
phat my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse’s getting laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
April 19, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i ♥ this song!!!! is soooo sexxy!lol♥♥♥
May 14, 2008 at 12:27 am
The Pirate commerciatl isn’t bad either.
May 22, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Pirate commercial for FreeCreditReport.com. Anyone know the original song’s title for that jingle?
June 4, 2008 at 8:27 pm
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why i am i dressed like a pirate in this restaurant its all because some hacker stole my identity so im here every evening serving chowder and iced tea should have gone to free credit report.com i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb they monitor ur credit and send u email alerts so u dont end up serving fish to tourists in t-shirts.
June 6, 2008 at 12:06 am
FUCK U ALL!!!!
August 16, 2008 at 9:40 am
these songs mean no harm just having fun and trying to attract customers nothing to get all upset about
August 16, 2008 at 9:42 am
soooo coool They say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why i am i dressed like a pirate in this restaurant its all because some hacker stole my identity so im here every evening serving chowder and iced tea should have gone to free credit report.com i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb they monitor ur credit and send u email alerts so u dont end up serving fish to tourists in t-shirts.
August 19, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Check it out gas prices flying up sky high
ditch my new sub-compact for a two wheel ride
now I’m rolling eco-friendly but i still look bad when the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had, singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM, come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it’s easy
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM
September 9, 2008 at 9:46 am
I am particularly infuriated by the sexism of the “dream girl” commercial. Not only does it imply that women are financially irresponsible it implies that a financial mistake is a reason for a man not to marry. In a way, this gestures toward the dowry system once practiced in the U.S. and still used in other countries, for if woman does not improve man’s financial situation she has no worth, as her practices will continue to drain him. Moreover, the commercial explicitly shows the woman working in the household doing laundry–another implication that she is a drain on income, as she plays the traditional housewife role. It’s 2008 and this commercial would have us believe it’s the no later than 1950.
September 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Wow Lit Prof. You really need to get a grip. In case you haven’t ever wondered, women often date men of equal or greater status. That is, you wont find an unemployed male finding a lot of women to date him. I wish I had the energy to write a longer argument, but basically: It goes both ways. You’re reading into this WAY too much.
October 4, 2008 at 10:01 am
heres another one:
when you’re a rock star you get to pary hard
champaine and caviar tricked out exotic cars
its just how i thought it’d be
but the party’s not for me
cuz some punk opened a credit card with my ID
free what? free credit report dot com
thats the site im gonna hit when i go home
they know how credit works
they send email alerts
now im findin out how bad reality hurts
October 18, 2008 at 6:01 am
“Wow Lit Prof. You really need to get a grip. In case you haven’t ever wondered, women often date men of equal or greater status. That is, you wont find an unemployed male finding a lot of women to date him. I wish I had the energy to write a longer argument, but basically: It goes both ways. You’re reading into this WAY too much.”
Yeah, because *every* woman in the country is a gold-digger lusting after pirate-restaurant employees. Seriously, please give facts and figures to back up this assertion that women usually date people who have equal or higher salaries.
Salary (a big part of that “status” you mentioned) has next to nothing to do with credit score. You can have an awesome paycheck and still run your credit score into the ground by being fiscally irresponsible. If you have a poor credit score, banks are fairly unlikely to think you’re a good candidate for a mortgage.
I wish people would stop using the lame-ass excuse of “I can’t rite neting else, but ur rong, Im rite lololol.” Such an ‘argument’ does not work in your favor. Good job with that epic fail.
And this post didn’t even address how annoying those commercials are in general. (hint: very)
January 26, 2009 at 9:20 pm
“Yeah, because *every* woman in the country is a gold-digger lusting after pirate-restaurant employees. Seriously, please give facts and figures to back up this assertion that women usually date people who have equal or higher salaries.”
Iridia, please provide facts to support your implication that women typically do not date men who bring in a paycheck equal to or greater than their own. A moment’s glance at most any survey listing a woman’s reasoning for being with a man will note financial security more often than not ranks higher than love. If you want proof, do a quick Google search. I implore you to provide such widely available results for your argument. Your ‘oh yeah, prove it’ ‘argument’ is in no way an argument, sweet cheeks.
“I am particularly infuriated by the sexism of the “dream girl” commercial. Not only does it imply that women are financially irresponsible it implies that a financial mistake is a reason for a man not to marry. In a way, this gestures toward the dowry system once practiced in the U.S. and still used in other countries, for if woman does not improve man’s financial situation she has no worth, as her practices will continue to drain him. Moreover, the commercial explicitly shows the woman working in the household doing laundry–another implication that she is a drain on income, as she plays the traditional housewife role. It’s 2008 and this commercial would have us believe it’s the no later than 1950.”
Lit Prof – woman, get back in the kitchen and make me a f*cking sandwich.