well i married my dream girl, i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasent suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
tho we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard

i forgot about this ad, only saw it once or twice.
fuck freecreditreport.com its not free!

13 Responses to “freecreditreport.com sexist jingle lyrics”

  1. Clint Says:

    the actual free one is annualcreditreport.com, right?

  2. compn Says:

    i have no idea.

  3. Doug S Says:

    clint - yes, that’s the one.

  4. diana Says:

    i love this song

  5. chloe Says:

    Well I was shopping for a new car
    Which one’s me
    A cool convertible or an SUV
    Too bad I didn’t know my credit was
    whack cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
    F-r-e-e that spells free
    credit report dot com baby
    Saw their ads on my tv
    Thought about going but was too lazy
    Now instead of looking fly and rolling
    phat my legs are sticking to the vinyl
    and my posse’s getting laughed at
    f-r-e-e that spells free
    credit report dot com baby

  6. chloe♥ Says:

    i ♥ this song!!!! is soooo sexxy!lol♥♥♥

  7. art Says:

    The Pirate commerciatl isn’t bad either.

  8. Chuck Says:

    Pirate commercial for FreeCreditReport.com. Anyone know the original song’s title for that jingle?

  9. steven Says:

    They say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why i am i dressed like a pirate in this restaurant its all because some hacker stole my identity so im here every evening serving chowder and iced tea should have gone to free credit report.com i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb they monitor ur credit and send u email alerts so u dont end up serving fish to tourists in t-shirts.

  10. WHOyourDADY Says:

    FUCK U ALL!!!!

  11. jody foster Says:

    these songs mean no harm just having fun and trying to attract customers nothing to get all upset about

  12. cameron mitchell Says:

    soooo coool They say a man should always dress for the job he wants so why i am i dressed like a pirate in this restaurant its all because some hacker stole my identity so im here every evening serving chowder and iced tea should have gone to free credit report.com i could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb they monitor ur credit and send u email alerts so u dont end up serving fish to tourists in t-shirts.

  13. Bamsnatch Says:

    Check it out gas prices flying up sky high
    ditch my new sub-compact for a two wheel ride
    now I’m rolling eco-friendly but i still look bad when the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had, singin’

    F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM, come on everybody grab your bike and sing along it’s easy

    F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E-D-I-T RE to the PORT to the DOT to the COM

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