freecreditreport.com sexist jingle lyrics

well i married my dream girl, i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasent suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
tho we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard

i forgot about this ad, only saw it once or twice.
fuck freecreditreport.com its not free!

free credit report jingle 2 song lyrics!

WELL I WAS SHOPPING FOR A NEW CAR
WHICH ONE’S ME?
A COOL CONVERTABLE
OR AN S-U-V
TOO BAD I DIDN’T KNOW MY CREDIT WAS WHACK
CAUSE NOW I’M DRIVING OFF THE LOT IN A USED SUB COMPACT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BUT WAS TOO LAZY
NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKIN FLY AND ROLLIN FAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL
AND MY POSSE’S GETTING LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!

car freecreditreport ad on youtube

Click Here for the first jingle.

daemon tools blue screen of death

installed daemon tools and restarted, gave me a nice bsod kernel lock…

safe mode also bsod on me. had to hit escape when it flashed for like 2 seconds. had to delete sptd.sys from c:\winnt\system32\drivers\ . didnt realize how full of ads daemon tools was getting. so many ads and so worthless. i will never use daemon tools again. back to alcohol 120%.

venture brothers holiday gift

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/category/holiday-havoc

another year, another venture bros mp3.

also lucy daughter of the devil, dr katz, billy west, and other holiday stuff from quickstop

cartoon sushi torrent

i’ve made a cartoon sushi torrent, its up at myspleen. email me for an invite, patriotact@gmail.com

but i’d really like to find a complete collection. i havent seen any bootleg dvds anywhere on ebay etc. if you can help me with the cartoon sushi collection email me ( patriotact@gmail.com ) or leave a comment.

next i’ll watch all of the cartoon sushi credits i have and try to locate all of the directors/animators online and then try their websites and email each one of them. seems like a lot of trouble.

i know there was a torrent for two Cartoon Sushi episodes.
Cartoon Sushi – 101 [PARX86].avi
Cartoon Sushi – 102 [PARX86].avi

here is what i have so far:


Acidburn Flashback Taboo
Beat The Meatles (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) (full theme).avi
Bill Plympton-Sex & Violence (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Bob The Frog-Burp&At The Beach-Feggorama(vhs)(650k)(mono).avi
Cartoon Girl - If I was single... (vhs) (divx).avi
Cartoon Girl - My Most Embarrassing Moment(vhs)(700k)(divx).avi
Cartoon Sushi - 05 - 100mb incomplete.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Complete 01.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Complete 02.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Dirty Birdi (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Cartoon Sushi - Science Facts - Broccoli Has An IQ Of 10 (vhs) (
Cartoon Sushi - The Sandman (from Halloween episode) (vhs) (1Mbp
Cartoon Sushi 2.asf
Cartoon Sushi.asf
Casting Call (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Clask Studios (2 shorts) (vhs)(700k)(some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Day Of The Monkey (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
DeathWearsAPlushJacketdamprabbit.com.mov
Dream Boy (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Espresso Depresso (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Farcus (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Fluffy (vhs) (800kbps) (divx).avi
Frogg's Trip To The Sun (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) (full cr).avi
Gettings To Know Each Other (vhs) (650kbps) (divx) (mono).avi
Great True Moments In R&R History-Morrison Busted(vhs,700k).avi
Howie Hurls - Abducted! (vhs) (700k) (divx) (full theme).avi
Howl (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Love's Rich Bounty - kineticcom.com.mov
Mad Doctors Of Borneo (vhs) (1Mbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Mad Doctors Of Borneo (vhs) (300k) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Man's Best Friend (vhs) (700k) (divx) (full theme&credits).avi
Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-railroad track(vhs)(700k).avi
Oddworld-Abe's Oddessey (vhs)(1Mbps)(some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Oddworld-Abe's Oddessey (vhs)(300k) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Penguins- A Documentary (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Performance Art - Starring Chainsaw Bob (vhs) (700k) (divx).avi
Pull My Finger (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (Barber Trip) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (lonely) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (strange party) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - The Dentist (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin special (vhs) (600k) (divx) (bad tape--very flickery).avi
Science Facts - Dogs Can Not See Color (vhs) (700kbps).avi
Science Facts - Fish Have No Memory (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Science Facts - Mayfly (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Science Facts - dialog-Fool! You dare defy broccoli! (192k).mp3
Sea Slugs (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Season's Greetings (vhs) (250kbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Season's Greetings (vhs) (800kbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Smile (vhs) (1Mbps) (divx) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Smile (vhs) (300kbps) (divx) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Space War (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Stick Figure Theatre-NightOTheLivingDead(vhs,600k,SomeBuzz).avi
Stick Figure Theatre-Psycho (vhs) (600k) (some buzz).avi
StickFigureTheatre-Hindenburg(19370506)(vhs)(650kbps)(mono).avi
StickFigureTheatre-Sergei-Eisenstn'sSilntClssic(vhs650kMon).avi
Stupid For Love (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
The Champ - Snapper Bob (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-bed of nails(vhs)(700k).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-gallows (vhs) (700kbps).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-mountaintop(vhs)(700k).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-mountaintop2 (vhs) (700k).avi
The Sandman (vhs) (300k) (full cr) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
The Untalkative Bunny (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Voice B Gone (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Ye Ole Woodshoppe (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Zerox & Mylar (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - (no lip-synching) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) .avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - (who farted) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - food court (vhs) (700kbps).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - planet jackson (vhs) (700kbps).avi
closing theme (192kbps).mp3
music video-Radiohead-Paraonoid Android(vhs)(250k)(divx).avi
music video-Radiohead-Paraonoid Android(vhs)(700k)(divx).avi
opening theme (Halloween version) (192kbps).mp3


edit: June 24th:
ok , there is a torrent of incomplete cartoon sushi and i’m still working to find the rest of the episodes. email me if you want an invite to the torrent site. my email is patriotact@gmail.com .

there are almost half of the episodes encoded, more to come:

Cartoon Sushi - 101 [PARX86].avi
Cartoon Sushi - 102 - vhs.avi
Cartoon Sushi - 102 [PARX86].avi
Cartoon Sushi - 104 - vhs.avi
Cartoon Sushi - 106 - vhs.avi
Cartoon Sushi - 107 - incomplete half end p2p.avi
Cartoon Sushi - 107 - missing celeb deathmatch vhs.avi
Cartoon Sushi - 108 - vhs.avi
Cartoon Sushi - S01 - A Special Half Hour with Robin and Ben.avi
Cartoon Sushi - S01 - Robin special (vhs) (600k) (divx) (bad tape--very flickery).avi
Robin (russian audio) incomplete
fishbar complete


pirate jingle song lyrics

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

you can find the guitar tabs and chords at
http://techhouse.brown.edu/~dmorris/stinter/interstinter.html