solutions for chrome on win2k at the bottom of this post!

darn! i likes me my win2k
http://www.google.com/chrome/thankyou.html
user-agent linux gets you a linux chrome email subscribe url
user-agent googlebot gets an html page that works sorta…

using filemon doesnt really tell me what the installer is looking for.
it cant find wship6.dll, using wship6.dll from winxp gives a new error

The procedure entry point RtlIpv6AddressToStringExW could not be located in the dynamic link library ntdll.dll
installation failed. please try again. error code = 0×80040154

looks like chromesetup is using some xp crap for ipv6, why did they enable this by default for the beta?

anyone have any tricks for getting around this ?

downloading what the 400k chromesetup.exe grabs
http://cache.pack.google.com/chrome/gears/0.4.17.0/gears-chrome-opt.msi
http://cache.pack.google.com/chrome/install/149.27/chrome_installer.exe

doesnt seem to help, running chrome_installer makes a .log file in temp
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Local Settings\Temp>cat chrome_installer.log
[0902/204401:ERROR:main.cc(252)] Chrome only supports Windows XP or later

next step is to find where it installs chrome on xp and zip it and bring it to win2k.

ok, after copying chrome.exe over to win2k box and moving the chrome.dll where it can find it. i get a new error! yay new errors!!!

the procedure entry point heapsetinformation could not be located in the dynamic link library kernel32.dll

this one looks like a game ender. unless chrome.exe can be patched or trick it into using a diff kernel32.dll without bringing my box down.

anyways, you can find daily builds of chrome aka chromium here:
http://code.google.com/chromium/

there is a bugreport/feature request for windows 2000 at the official chromium bugzilla / roundup / issue list
http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=547

while you are waiting, read the google chrome comic book
http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/

two people have solutions for getting it to work now!

thanks for posting your solutions in the comments!

In order to run Chrome under W2k, you need to install Update Rollup 1 for Windows 2000 SP4 (KB891861) http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=B54730CF-8850-4531-B52B-BF28B324C662&displaylang=en

Apparently you can according to this japanese guy:
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.livedoor.jp%2Fblackwingcat%2Farchives%2F139405.html&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=ja&tl=en

google has failed me!

August 15, 2008

Sorry, Google does not serve more than 1000 results for any query. (You asked for results starting from 980.)

tip for a search engine: never stop at 1000.
i think archive.org’s limit is 10000….

its true. first she screws with bruce by telling him that she wont be with him as long as he is batman.

she strings bruce along, even tho harvey has proposed to her. then she tries (unsuccessfully) to get bruce to keep his secret identity.

after harvey takes batman’s place, she sends a letter to bruce which almost certainly would drive him nuts. luckily, alfred saves batman from this fate.

when she and harvey are tied up, she agrees to marry harvey. then is killed, turning harvey insane.

she was almost able to turn BOTH of gothams’ hopes insane. she did better than the joker :)

things ive been watchin

July 25, 2008

avatar the last airbender finally ended with a rushed finale. i wonder if they are still going ahead with the live action airbender movie by M NIGHT SHAMALAN. also wonder how bad the live action dragonball movie will be.

other movies i watched from cg:
smoke em if you got em: aussie end of the world, they throw a last party , good 40min short apocalyptic movie

the sword bearer: russian witchblade movie. slow but good violence and sex

akumulator 1: good chezch fantasy movie about tv sucking the life out of you

contaminated man: searched for this because of peter weller. its a lame movie, but has some interesting parts.

984 prisoner: futuristic prison movie that takes too long to make the ending we’ve all seen in other futuristic jail movies.

project alf: there was an alf movie and i never heard of it. its alf i guess. some laughs.

recep ivedik: turkish comedy, first half is original and funny. hits a cliche half way thru. rest is predictable.

other moovies:
wall-e : good pixar movie, slow but i like it. i can see how people might not like the dialog barren film. i dont believe how much imdb says it cost to make.

hulk 2008: better than 2003 hulk. still a comic book movie with rushed enemy and blah plot. good to see tony stark in it :)

indy 4: terrible terrible terrible . nuked the fridge is the new movie version of jumped the shark. http://www.the-editing-room.com/indianajones4.html

iron man: looks great. cant wait to see the sequels

batman dark knight: joker is superb. batman grumbles during the entire movie. gordon gets way too much screen time. two face seems tacked on. bunch of cliches. all in all, i want a joker-only fanedit.

meet dave: predictable eddie murphy bomb. now i really want to watch pluto nash again.

well i changed nzb downloaders, finally found the best one!

sabnzbd is a daemon (server) for downloading files using nzb (usenet index files, like .torrent files). it runs on windows, mac and linux. its very easy to use and has an html/web interface. it can do automatic par2 repair/filejoin, unrar/unzip and deletion of par2,rar/zip when done.

win32 / linux:
http://www.sabnzbd.org/
and for intel-mac osx binaries:
http://osx.boiboite.net/

scott and aimee

March 2, 2008

looking for a different artist and i stumbled upon this album

http://www.alien8n.net/Default.aspx?tabid=175

good stuff. female vocals. enjoy

well i married my dream girl, i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasent suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
tho we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard

i forgot about this ad, only saw it once or twice.
fuck freecreditreport.com its not free!

WELL I WAS SHOPPING FOR A NEW CAR
WHICH ONE’S ME?
A COOL CONVERTABLE
OR AN S-U-V
TOO BAD I DIDN’T KNOW MY CREDIT WAS WHACK
CAUSE NOW I’M DRIVING OFF THE LOT IN A USED SUB COMPACT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BUT WAS TOO LAZY
NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKIN FLY AND ROLLIN FAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL
AND MY POSSE’S GETTING LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!

car freecreditreport ad on youtube

Click Here for the first jingle.

installed daemon tools and restarted, gave me a nice bsod kernel lock…

safe mode also bsod on me. had to hit escape when it flashed for like 2 seconds. had to delete sptd.sys from c:\winnt\system32\drivers\ . didnt realize how full of ads daemon tools was getting. so many ads and so worthless. i will never use daemon tools again. back to alcohol 120%.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/category/holiday-havoc

another year, another venture bros mp3.

also lucy daughter of the devil, dr katz, billy west, and other holiday stuff from quickstop

cartoon sushi torrent

January 3, 2008

i’m thinking of making a cartoon sushi torrent, but i’d really like to find a complete collection. i havent seen any bootleg dvds anywhere on ebay etc. if you can help me with the cartoon sushi collection email me ( patriotactWgmailWcom replace w’s ) or leave a comment.

next i’ll watch all of the cartoon sushi credits i have and try to locate all of the directors/animators online and then try their websites and email each one of them. seems like a lot of trouble.

i know there was a torrent for two Cartoon Sushi episodes.
Cartoon Sushi - 101 [PARX86].avi
Cartoon Sushi - 102 [PARX86].avi

here is what i have so far:


Acidburn Flashback Taboo
Beat The Meatles (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) (full theme).avi
Bill Plympton-Sex & Violence (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Bob The Frog-Burp&At The Beach-Feggorama(vhs)(650k)(mono).avi
Cartoon Girl - If I was single… (vhs) (divx).avi
Cartoon Girl - My Most Embarrassing Moment(vhs)(700k)(divx).avi
Cartoon Sushi - 05 - 100mb incomplete.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Complete 01.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Complete 02.avi
Cartoon Sushi - Dirty Birdi (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Cartoon Sushi - Science Facts - Broccoli Has An IQ Of 10 (vhs) (
Cartoon Sushi - The Sandman (from Halloween episode) (vhs) (1Mbp
Cartoon Sushi 2.asf
Cartoon Sushi.asf
Casting Call (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Clask Studios (2 shorts) (vhs)(700k)(some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Day Of The Monkey (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
DeathWearsAPlushJacketdamprabbit.com.mov
Dream Boy (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Espresso Depresso (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Farcus (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Fluffy (vhs) (800kbps) (divx).avi
Frogg’s Trip To The Sun (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) (full cr).avi
Gettings To Know Each Other (vhs) (650kbps) (divx) (mono).avi
Great True Moments In R&R History-Morrison Busted(vhs,700k).avi
Howie Hurls - Abducted! (vhs) (700k) (divx) (full theme).avi
Howl (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Love’s Rich Bounty - kineticcom.com.mov
Mad Doctors Of Borneo (vhs) (1Mbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Mad Doctors Of Borneo (vhs) (300k) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Man’s Best Friend (vhs) (700k) (divx) (full theme&credits).avi
Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-railroad track(vhs)(700k).avi
Oddworld-Abe’s Oddessey (vhs)(1Mbps)(some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Oddworld-Abe’s Oddessey (vhs)(300k) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Penguins- A Documentary (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Performance Art - Starring Chainsaw Bob (vhs) (700k) (divx).avi
Pull My Finger (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (Barber Trip) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (lonely) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - (strange party) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin - The Dentist (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Robin special (vhs) (600k) (divx) (bad tape–very flickery).avi
Science Facts - Dogs Can Not See Color (vhs) (700kbps).avi
Science Facts - Fish Have No Memory (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Science Facts - Mayfly (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Science Facts - dialog-Fool! You dare defy broccoli! (192k).mp3
Sea Slugs (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Season’s Greetings (vhs) (250kbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Season’s Greetings (vhs) (800kbps) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Smile (vhs) (1Mbps) (divx) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Smile (vhs) (300kbps) (divx) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
Space War (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Stick Figure Theatre-NightOTheLivingDead(vhs,600k,SomeBuzz).avi
Stick Figure Theatre-Psycho (vhs) (600k) (some buzz).avi
StickFigureTheatre-Hindenburg(19370506)(vhs)(650kbps)(mono).avi
StickFigureTheatre-Sergei-Eisenstn’sSilntClssic(vhs650kMon).avi
Stupid For Love (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
The Champ - Snapper Bob (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-bed of nails(vhs)(700k).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-gallows (vhs) (700kbps).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-mountaintop(vhs)(700k).avi
The Many Deaths Of Norman Spittal-mountaintop2 (vhs) (700k).avi
The Sandman (vhs) (300k) (full cr) (some tapeflicker buzz).avi
The Untalkative Bunny (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Voice B Gone (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Ye Ole Woodshoppe (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
Zerox & Mylar (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - (no lip-synching) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx) .avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - (who farted) (vhs) (700kbps) (divx).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - food court (vhs) (700kbps).avi
cartoon sushi - ultracity 6060 - planet jackson (vhs) (700kbps).avi
closing theme (192kbps).mp3
music video-Radiohead-Paraonoid Android(vhs)(250k)(divx).avi
music video-Radiohead-Paraonoid Android(vhs)(700k)(divx).avi
opening theme (Halloween version) (192kbps).mp3

pirate jingle song lyrics

January 1, 2008

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

you can find the guitar tabs and chords at
http://techhouse.brown.edu/~dmorris/stinter/interstinter.html

couple free albums this year, maybe you missed them?

http://www.rymdkraft.com/
electro / 8-bit / videogame type music, says 2006 but its new to me!

http://niggytardust.com/
niggy tardust (saul williams) produced by trent reznor.

radiohea– oops, this album is no longer availible for download.

http://www.throwingmusic.com/freemusic/
With “Free Music” 50FootWave is seeking new earballs. We thought it’d be interesting to ask for your energy & enthusiasm rather than your money and see what happens.

http://kristinhersh.cashmusic.org/downloads.php
Every month, CASH Music brings you Kristin’s newest recordings in several formats including lossless audio.

http://ccmixter.org/
This is a community music site featuring remixes licensed under Creative Commons, where you can listen to, sample, mash-up, or interact with music in whatever way you want.

other music recommendation sites you may have missed:
http://www.pandora.com/
Pandora radio is the personalized internet radio service that helps you find new music based on your old and current favorites.
http://www.jamendo.com/en/
On jamendo, artists allow everyone to download and share their music. It’s free, legal and unlimited.
http://hypem.com/
The Hype Machine is a MP3 blog aggregator with slick tools to listen and read about music.

boy scouts

December 21, 2007

some news story reminded me of the weblo boy scout rank

now all i can think about is weeaboo

weeaboo! weeaboo!

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF071-Weeaboo.gif

we need weeaboo scouts now! or merit badges something.

http://ia300230.us.archive.org/0/items/TRAILER_Alternative_Freedom/shaun.mov

did this movie come out?

Alternative Freedom a documentary by Twila and Shaun

it had interviews with larry lessig, danger mouse, richard stallman, bunnie etc

its website alternativefreedom.org looks like its owned by different people now and its old blog alternativefreedom.blogspot.com is empty and the blog’s archived page says to visit the .org :(

the paypal link to buy the dvd on the archived website uses the @alternativefreedom.org email which probably wont be in existence anymore :(

the latest (and last?) forbidden transmission mixtape is out.

a collection of the weird and wacky and funny and crazy videos. be sure to get the rest of them too.

~~~HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!~~~

http://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=12239

wildcards in google search

December 7, 2007

i didnt know you could use wildcards in google search….

also known as the partial word search feature!

more info:
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=38353

steam i hate thee

December 1, 2007

“I receive the following error: ‘The Instruction at 0x####### referenced memory at 0x#######. The memory could not be ‘read’”

ok so half life 2 wouldnt start, wouldnt start, googled this error and it brought up valve’s page

really thats great fucking advice, remove a stick of memory, or change some bios option to make your memory run faster/hotter hahahahahhaha

luckily i also came across this

which just says to disable steam in-game crap

then i could play it, yay.

half life 2

December 1, 2007

fun game

but steam wont let you change install directories! have to move stream folder over or reinstall steam on the other harddrive to install files there. what a crock!

the matrix back to back with unbreakable?
when did scifi get the A movies?
bring back alien apocalypse and the man with the screaming brain.

dont forget to watch animondays (anime monday nights at 11) on scifi.

btw, two new stephen chow trailers hit:
http://sg.video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1506695
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbZBsST5g8

now if only i could find ANY good bollywood comedies.

carls’ video blog

November 22, 2007

carl video blog
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/cartoon_net/adultswim/protected_auth/adultswimfix/2007/11/Carl_Blog_Episode_5_as_dl.flv
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/cartoon_net/adultswim/protected_auth/adultswimfix/2007/11/Carl_Blog_Episode_4_as_dl.flv
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/cartoon_net/adultswim/protected_auth/adultswimfix/2007/11/Carl_Blog_Episode_3_as_dl.flv
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/cartoon_net/adultswim/protected_auth/adultswimfix/2007/10/CarlBlogEpisode2_ASFIX_dl.flv
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/cartoon_net/adultswim/protected_auth/adultswimfix/2007/10/Carl_Blog_Episode_1_as_dl.flv

had this idea earlier today

as a return address, your email addy.

mix and match snail and email to create some bastardization!

futurama new dvd released

November 20, 2007

yes clint, you are the only one who reads my blog
so go download the new futurama dvd.

wga strike

November 16, 2007

a year ago google was sued for cache’ing news articles and posting ads on the cached news pages. i was on google’s side. the problem was that the french news agency wanted money from the ad revenue.

now the writers are on strike, wanting money from the ad revenue on internet videos. i am for the writers…

does this make me a hypocrite? or are these two things different? or is there some issue i dont understand?

a bet

November 12, 2007

which will be come a police state first?

U.K. or U.S.A.

place your bets!

ya’ll so stupid

November 12, 2007

if you like mtv liquid television or cartoon sushi or the aqua teen hunger force movie film for theaters intro you will like ‘ya’ll so stupid’ by superdeluxe.

http://www.superdeluxe.com

nother song lyrics

July 4, 2007

dunno what song this is, here are the lyrics

i got teh dickens in me
how about you
put your shoes on
start some hallabaloo
i aint angry
i’m telling you i’m not
i just wanna go out and stir a few pots

this world needs a great big shakin up
a real wide reawakening
loving just got harder to do
ever since george w

theres so many roads in my dreams
i walk along the shoulder lost it seems

i got the final sickness
i got the bigla? disease
i got the earth calling for my knees
give me a pill
wont you give me a
give me everything to keep me from hitting the bottom

doing the loop de loops
i’m going out of my mind
sanity is a hard thing to find
i got the fu sickness wiskey flu
i hear the earth is making some room for you

every night when i go to bed
dreams and mountains fill my head

i got teh dickens in me
how about you
put your shoes on
start some hallabaloo
i aint angry
i’m telling you i’m not
i just wanna go out and stir a few pots

this world needs a great big shakin up
a real wide reawakening
loving just got harder to do
ever since george w

stickin pieces of the future in the sky
pulled them from my mouth and i toss them up high

download mail from walla.com

February 17, 2007

walla has the worst mail interface… and i needed to get about 25000 messages off of it. along with attachments.

first download each of the 25 mail subject pages… there should be 1000 of them.

its easy to make a list like
http://mail.walla.com/?fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&p=1
http://mail.walla.com/?fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&p=2
http://mail.walla.com/?fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&p=3
etc. and just use downthemall to get them.

cat *.html | grep -i wm_sm > small
the wm_sm part is the message id url..

then, if you want only attachments, i use
cat small | grep -v td 1k /td | grep -v td 2k /td > smaller.html
and so on until you remove the smaller emails…

then i use cut to cut the 72-100 characters
cut 72-100 smaller.html
to get the first number of the three part system.
then i use simple find and replace in any good text editor
to get only the numbers…
then i use sed s/^/a/ to put an a in front of every line.
then replace a with http://mail.walla.com/?w=/@msg&fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&&q=banana&id=

so you end up with a huge list of
http://mail.walla.com/?w=/@msg&fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&q=banana&id=191919191
http://mail.walla.com/?w=/@msg&fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&q=banana&id=191915192
http://mail.walla.com/?w=/@msg&fid=-1000&f=0&o=6&q=banana&id=191913193
etc…

then i use firefox ‘downthemall’ extension to download all of the messages

then cat *.htm | grep -i attach | grep -i save > attach
then open attach with firefox and use downthemall to save all of the attachments.

enjoy.

newsgroups

February 8, 2007

supernzb downloader is cool , but when an nzb post is incomplete, i’m stuck with 100’s of .txt files which need to be decoded!

luckily the same people that make supernzb also make ‘newztoolz’
http://www.techsono.com/newztoolz/index.html
which you throw the 1-300.txt and hit decode news box and hit glue!

it then cat’s the .txt files together and then decodes the incomplete rar file, then quickpar can read and repair the incomplete rar file :)

http://www.gotnzb.com for free nzb files
also http://www.binsearch.info

if supernzb wont open , try removing the supernzb.sdb file (warning, this is your settings/queue file as well)

pirate mp3 waltz

October 3, 2006

haha i figured out that song by going to a bunch of pirate band websites and listening to mp3’s

pirates r us is the pirate band that did the mp3 waltz song i posted earlier.

no quarter given links to a bunch of pirate bands and music.

digital camera mac os x

September 28, 2006

if only there was a way to mount the camera on a mac…

closest thread i found was this

http://forums.macosxhints.com/showthread.php?t=51596

the rest of the threads are just ‘buy a cf reader’ .

its like saying ‘my car has a flat tire’ ‘buy a horse’.

hidden desktop options?

September 19, 2006

any ideas how to make the text longer? e.g. icon spacing?

also how to get them to float on the left side of the screen?

how come a ‘bad’ or misread cd or dvd can bring any operating system to a halt? what is this shit? if you cant read my cd, dont fucking halt my box, just eject it.

had to force restart my mac box today. and since it has no manual eject button, i had to use the mighty paperclip hole.

i replaced the winroute NAT (network address translation) with CHX NAT and janaserver… yay.

chx’s website seems to be gone , but you can still download chx-nat and other chx software from the web.archive

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://idrci.net/downloads/*

chx nat can do all of what i needed, so janaserver is not needed anymore. but its still useful and free…

http://www.janaserver.de/start.php?lang=en

that unicode was important so you can copy paste chinese movie titles…

lessay you find an asian movie for download that sounds fun, like mr vampire.

find its chinese title in the http://hkmdb.com and paste it into google plus some other words like rmvb or avi or torrent or even use the chinese download reference guide at
http://web.archive.org/web/20070602074753/http://www.start.com.my/blog/finding_warez_using_google

if you are just looking for american movies like dvdrips on a chinese tracker in rmvb try http://bt.ydy.com

unicode font.

July 22, 2006

good for japanese/chinese/korean (cjk) display in web browser…

why this is important comes later.

ftp://ftp.netscape.com/pub/communicator/extras/fonts/windows/Cyberbit.ZIP

13 mb unicode font with all glyphs etc.

http://www.centralparkmedia.com has anime trailers and episodes for psp and ipod video for download.

i remember they used to put stuff up on broadband.yahoo.com too.

grab armored trooper votoms ep 1.

[cami:~] compn% gcc -lungif
/usr/bin/ld: can’t locate file for: -lungif
collect2: ld returned 1 exit status
[cami:~] compn% locate ungif.a
/opt/local/lib/libungif.a

how do i fix this? should i just rm all my /opt/local/ crap and move it to /usr?

pirate song lyrics

July 5, 2006

what song is this?

aha! i found it out!
its from the pirates-r-us band, “mp3 waltz” is the title
pirates r us
you can download the mp3 right from them!

as soon as i find me a port
maybe down by the dock
i’m gonna be sailing those digital waves
download some herbie hancock

cause i love me mp3s
i love me mp3s
the price is right
i’ll stay up all night
getting my music for free

sailing from peer to peer
smuggling booty in my hard drive
they can change the laws
they can sue us all
but pirating will survive!

cause i love me mp3s
i love me mp3s
i’ll get me some rum
use my finger and thumb
and press the appropriate key

but lars ulrich the landlubber
harshes my buzz
picks up his gold phone
and calls up the fuzz
if he tries to take away my free tunes
i’ll sink him with a rusty harpoon

cause i love me mp3s
i love me mp3s
i’ll get me some rum
use my finger and thumb
and press the appropriate keys

cause i love me mp3s
i love me mp3s
the price is right
i’ll stay up all night
getting my music for free

AMEN!